Posted by Marla
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on October 14, 2009, 4:32 pm
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Food Joke
A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
"Not too good," says the mother. "I've been very weak."
"Why are you so weak?" the son asks.
"Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
"That's terrible," her son says. "Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?
The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call."


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