Re: Ode to my love
Posted by philrobbie on 10/1/2018, 9:30 pm, in reply to "Re: Ode to my love"
Another goal from Czubik, |
So I raise my glass in Ye Olde Vic,
But then I swore...said “Buttocks!” out loud,
...when I lost my grip and dropped my pint to the ground,
The Landlord went mental...he won’t have swearing in his boozer,
With County fans...he’s on a financial loser.
We always love to sup...win lose or draw,
...but my potty-mouthed outburst was the final straw.
He chucked me out onto the street,
I picked myself up...and who should I meet?
None other than County’s official tincurist F.B.
What sage advice would he have for me?
I awaited with baited breath for words of great meaning,
But he was to drunk to speak...he was ******* steaming,
He wobbled unsteadily towards the station approach,
Forgot his green cross code and was hit by the Barnton team coach,
Thrown through the air like a bladdered Superman,
He landed unhurt like only a drunk can,
Having stood up and dusted himself down,
He glared at me and shouted with a drunken growl...
“Watchu lookin at...duya wanna clout?”
...then collapsed in a heap on Edgeley Roundabout.
King of nowt.....