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    Next week’s Match of the Day. Archived Message

    Posted by PhilRobbie on 12/3/2023, 1:35 pm

    I have exciting news!
    As the BBC have nobody to present next week’s show, I have offered the services of Cartier Industries to get them out of jail.
    Of course they will have to be a few changes to the format such as the theme tune being changed (see below) and Stockport County games will be also shown unedited…if we win or draw of course, otherwise we will just have three minutes of highlights like the rest of the undercard.
    Oaf & Hampton will present the show and the dynamic duo will introduce The Dingler as pundit sharing his football knowledge to millions…I shall direct and try to work the anti-swearing bleep machine (a bit awkward as it’ll be a live programme)
    There will (as last night) be no commentary apart from the County games where John K and young Mr Byrne will come into their own
    And become national treasures….unlike the other three who will almost certainly be roundly hated.
    All Auntie Beeb needs to do is to send me a cheque for £5000 and it’s a done deal!
    You saw it here first!
    Our first rehearsal is this afternoon, I’ll keep you posted how we get on at full time!

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