It’s There!! Archived Message Posted by PhilRobbie on 28/2/2022, 2:57 pm THAT’S RIGHT! Cartier Industries have done it again! Looking after you…yes, YOU!…the supporter! It’s transpired over the years that the general pall of smoke that used to linger over Edgeley Park has (due to namby panby global warmists) is now a thing of the past. The glory days of a gentleman stood beside you as he puffed contentedly on an old pipe stuffed with what smelt like the innards of an old mattress fresh from Adswood tip are now sadly, a thing of the distant past. BUT FEAR NOT FELLOW FOLLOWERS OF A GOOD GASPER! Cartier Industries have come up with a solution that will bring a smile to your ever un-hardening arteries! Our boffins have been working around the clock to bring you…. THE ‘CARTIER GASP-O-TRON! CORRECT! You too could have a fag AND enjoy 90 minutes of top soccer action simply by donning this ‘easy to use, compact device!’ As we know uncle Ken tells us it’s illegal to smoke whilst taking in the action (even E-cigs, that are only steam at the end of the day!)….but now, thanks to this ingenious device no secondary smoke will enter the sensitive and nervous neighbours lungs whilst you happily puff away! HOW!?….I hear you shout! With the aforementioned CARTIIER GASP-O-TRON…that’s how! BINGO! All you do is attach the large glass bowl to your head and then attach the Cartier breathing pipe to it. Then you set set the vacuum cleaner going (it’s on wheels so it’s easy to ‘move around’) then …HEY PRESTO!…sit back and enjoy a gasper (not provided) of your choice! The smoke can’t escape into the atmosphere, it’s sucked into the ‘Henry’ mechanism! SO YOU SIR/MADAM ARE FREE TO PERSUE THE GREAT TASTE OF A CIGARETTE! Nobody can complain! HOURS OF FUN! ….and the great news is, The Cartier Gasper-o-thon retails at a mere £754! FANTASTIC! As we speak my test pilot (Hampton) is going around Stockport promenading the device! It’s almost certain that the club will (probably) welcome you to the stands as you struggle forth with the CARTIER GASP-O-THON!!! Message Thread: It’s There!! - PhilRobbie 28/2/2022, 2:57 pm Re: It’s There!! - Fuzzbox 28/2/2022, 4:06 pm Re: It’s There!! - 42wworral 28/2/2022, 4:51 pm There may be a slight problem. - PhilRobbie 28/2/2022, 8:16 pm   Searching