You say that Doss but I’m getting word that Hampton decided to to nip into Spoons for a spot of Dutch courage to settle his pre-interview nerves. He apparently got an interview with a club official and promptly lit up a gasper and asked the official if he wanted a bite of his kebab. I’ve also been informed that Hampton stopped the interview after only 5 minutes and staggered out of the office for a piss…forgetting where he was he stumbled onto the pitch only to be approached by Mr Bellis who wrestled him off the property. In a slurred phone call I received a matter of moments ago, Hampton tells me he certain that he’s got the job.