looks like something you would have to wear as a last resort because you have bounced into a chippy, thrust your big fat gut out in front, stuck your flabby arms out wide and shouted "Citeh Citeh ... give me chips and 4 gallon of gravyyyyyyy and I'm soooorted" only to spill 3.5 gallon of said gravy down the front ... and having to change into that sp*nk pile of a kit.