I don't publicise what I did in the forces...least of all in the province.....
However, if you are truthfully a 77 year old retired senior copper then I would expect slightly less contempt for those who have supported your elevated career and a fine pension to boot....
Mind you in your day, you just slammed their heads against the wall until they confessed....or waited for the local 'businessmen' to make a donation and make it all go away....so that would add up....