Imposter's already been ousted as chairman of the Pendants and Defending Minorities Commission. The team news is the next step in the evil plan. The next time Hedley comes on here to be offended on someone else's behalf, it might've already been done.
Plugging his podcast will happen soon. Along with picking a County scapegoat after every draw/defeat. Offering to meet himself for a "chat" before the next game will be a regular occurrence after that.
Stories of Loaf and Frampton will follow, denying them Not Poodles at the Kartier Kompany. Replacing the words red, Man U, and Old Trafford with dung, dung and dungheap will be done automatically, leaving a brand new tablet sat idle with a Dora Bryan screensaver.
Once he starts telling crap jokes and starting pointless polls, I'm toast.
When total domination on here has been achieved, he'll move ominously sideways and start improving his match-worn County shirt collection...
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