Posted by Storm
on 5/15/2002, 2:57 pm
Bubba Ray Dudley & Trish vs. Stevie Richards & Jazz (Hardcore/Women's Title Match)
-In the arena, BuhBuh tosses his partner Trish onto the arriving duo of Steven and Jazz. In the ring, Trish hits the 10 Punch on Jazz while BuhBuh beats on Steven. Steven goes to attack Trish, but hits Jazz on accident. BuhBuh smashes into them both, and Jazz falls on Steven's groin. Trish gets some hardcore items and hits Jazz with a trashcan. Steven whips her, but BuhBuh runs in and beats him down. BuhBuh gets a hockey stick and smashes it into a Stop sign strategically placed over Steven's groin. Stevie starts fighting back, but gets hit with a BuhBuh Bomb on the Stop sign. Justin Credible nails BuhBuh with his kendo stick and looks to pin Richards, but Crash Holly runs in and nails Credible. He looks to pin, but Credible sprays him with the fire extinguisher. BuhBuh nails Crash with a guitar. Steven quickly tags Jazz, which means that Trish is also the legal wrestler, as this is not an intergender match. Jazz picks up Trish and underhooks her into the air. Jazz whips Trish into the ropes, but Trish goes under her and hits the Stratusfaction 1-2-3! Trish wins the Women's Title! Jazz tries to attack Trish again, but Trish quickly nails her with the belt. Trish looks down and shoves BuhBuh, telling him to get the tables. BuhBuh obliges, pulling a table into the ring. BuhBuh goes second rope, and Trish lifts Jazz up to him for a powerbomb through the table.
In the back, Coach asks Undertaker about what Hogan did to his bike, but Taker keeps pounding his head against the wall. He stops, stares at Coach, and walks off down the hall.
In the back, Goldust is excited over being named a Lumberjack, and begins singing the Monty Python "Lumberjack" song. The camera pans over to Booker T, who is in fact dressed as a lumberjack, before Goldust informs him that he doesn't actually have to dress like a lumberjack.
Bradshaw vs. X-Pac & Big Show
-X-Pac starts off, with Bradshaw shoulder blocking him down. Show tags himself in, and gets greeted with punches na dchops from Bradshaw. X-Pac knees Bradshaw in the back, and Show clotheslines him down. Tag to X-Pac. Punches by Bradshaw, then a powerslam 1-2-kickout. Back bodydrop by Bradshaw, then an elbow drop 1-2-broken by Show. Bradshaw tries to beat both nWo members back, but Show pulls him out of the ring and smashes him into the stairs. Tag to Show, who scoop slams Bradshaw and hits an elbow drop. Headbutt by Show, then elbows to the back. Tag to X-Pac. Pac with a kick to the face, then a snapmare. Legdrop by Pac 1-2-kickout. Tag back to Show, but Bradshaw boots X-Pac down. He boots Big Show off the apron, as X-Pac leaps from the corner. Bradshaw catches him and hits a Fallaway Slam. Bradshaw goes for the Clothesline From Hell on X-Pac, but Big Show nails him in the back with a chair. Show Stopper to Bradshaw, then another. Tag to X-Pac, who comes in and covers 1-2-3!
In the back, Coach catches up to Hogan just before he leaves. Hogan says that Flair proved himself to be a player tonight, and he's glad Stone Cold showed up. And now that he thinks about it, he's going to stick around and have Stone Cold's back in the Lumberjack match. Taker runs in and nails Hogan in the shoulder with a tire iron. He beats Hogan down and then ties a rope to the motorcylce. He ties the other end around Hogan's legs, saying that they're going for a ride. He gets on the bike and fires it up, riding out of the arena, dragging Hogan behind the bike. After the completely unnecessary replay, we see that Taker has turned the bike around and is driving back into the arena. He takes a hard corner and Hogan slides into a tower of boxes, brooms and trash cans.
As we come back, Hogan is still on the ground, with EMTs putting him in a neckbrace and giving him oxygen.
Steve Austin vs. ???
-In the arena, we see the lumberjacks gathered around the ring, including Flair, X-Pac, Big Show, Goldust, Booker T, Justin Credible, Bossman, Crash, Raven, Regal, Lesnar, and Eddie Guerrero. The glass breaks, and Stone Cold comes to the ramp, only to be beaten down and tossed into the ring. Flair gets on the mic and says that Austin will be facing the newest member of the nWo: Booker T! Booker comes in and starts beating down on Austin. Jumping calf kick by Booker, then clubs to the back. Austin fires back and spinebusters Booker down. Bossman pulls him outside, but Austin clotheslines he and Raven over the top. Lesnar picks up Austin and rams him into the ringpost, then the apron multiple times. Austin gets tossed back in the ring where Booker gets a two count. Austin ducks a clothesline and looks for the Stunner, but Booker spins him around, only to run into a spinebuster. Mounted punches by Stone Cold, but Big Show pulls him over the top. Flair punches away on Austin and tosses him into the ring. Scissors kick by Booker, followed with the Spinaroonie, but he pops up and is clotheslined down twice. Reverse thrust kick by Booker 1-2-kickout 1-2-kickout 1-2-kickout. Booker tosses Austin outside, where again Flair beats on him. Big Show picks him up and drops him on the barrier. They roll him into the ring, where he low blows Booker. Austin knocks Regal and others from the apron. He goes to hit X-Pac, but X-Pac locks him on the ropes. Austin escapes as Booker leaps, hitting X-Pac. Roll-up by Austin on the surprised Booker 1-2-3! Austin rolls out and beats the lumberjacks away on his way up the ramp. Arn Anderson comes out from the back and beats Austin back to the ring. In the ring, Show Stopper to Austin. Elbow drop by Big Show to Austin, then another, and a third. Repeated kneedrops by Show, then another Show Stopper. Flair lays in with the mounted punches as we Fade Out. End Show.
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