Posted by CLIFF
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on 3/8/2004, 11:20 am
194.238.70.70
Sausage skin united are still going strong but there have been one or two changes.My body has fought Custer-like against the indians of time but i feel my little bighorn has arrived,i have been seeing many specialists or some may call them barman and it is heartbreaking to hear that obiesity could finally bring down the curtain on my career quicker than a northener could swallow a tub of mushy peas.One or two others have also had to quit for various reasons from discovering ugly women dont mind ugly fat blokes to community service but new fresh blood has been brought in.
Results over the last two weeks have still been not wins or draws but on a plus point the shirts they wear now tuck in the shorts instead of showing our pierced navals like when us oldies played.Hopefully i will be able to get along to the last few games in my new position as "the bloke with no mates or ability but who comes along anyway"and i then will be able to give a report on these last few matches.Thank you to the Bognor guys who enquired about the "reports"its nice to know we have a place in the nations affections.
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