A man has to realise he was not young as he was he gets out of breath playing chess and soup comes rapid into fashion he does not have to clean his teeth can still chase after girls but can't remember why my wife did not mind me charging after girls because she says our dog chases after
cars and she can't drive . Wake up one morning and find a ball headed son the wife makes you wear dark trousers when you go out . You can't go out like that go stand by the fire for ten minutes here use the hair dryer and when you do go out you must have an helping hand on the bus when you've just got off the blasted thing . Our ladies never grow old you look so beautiful tonight and you will always look beautiful but getting to Xmas time you will be mocking on a bit as everyone gives you lavender bath cubes . The family start taking you home early from parties you daughter tells you not to sit like that . Have we got home now mum I though i heard some one . Big day tomorrow your having your feet done . You'll never grow old as you have lovely chuckle muscles thats what keeps you young your chuckle muscles if you use and exercise your chuckle muscles every day hsve a good old alight better still make some else laugh you always think young frisky and healthy . If you don't use your chuckle muscle it dries up and drops off . So here I am in had a good laugh I'm fully paid up and 75 . The people have said they would still write to me and keep in touch . I got a Xmas card from my friend last year he said it's more a blessing to give and to receive two hundred years we have been paying two hundred years ago this barely no is sitting in west Minster one after noon going be be bit and he said I know we'll invent income tax those days it was 2p in the pound two hundred years ago I thought it still was . Well we might get Borris . Think on it .
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