Re: One for Fred
I forgot to mention that I went to doc Weiser for my annual physical last week. While listening to my heart with his stethoscope, he muttered to me, "Uh, oh!" "What is it doctor," I said. "Well, did you know you have a serious heart murmur. Do you smoke?" he asked. "Nope, never have," I said. "Do you drink excessively?" "Nope, never touch the stuff," I told him. "What about sex? Do you have a sex life?" "Yes, I do!" I said nervously. "Well," he said, "I'm afraid that with this heart murmur, you're going to have to give up half of your sex life." "Which half would that be, doctor ... the thinking or the looking?" ■ Have a great weekend everyone. Toodle pip Magic
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