Hi all Wednesday it is sports day only footballers can go off this afternoon rest of you lot are working . Remember that used to p… you off. They thought more work would be done but was the opposite more fag breaks and where was the party tonight.
Have you ever wondered what happened to the old pilots when they left? Well I met a few of them a while back who changed trade think they couldn’t hack being a blacky , so when flying to Valencia with R… cant give the name but have a guess. I met a couple of them they were about our age a bit worse off for wear and appeared to have failing eye sight.
The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. The pilot is using a white cane, bumping into passengers right and left as he stumbles down the aisle, and the co-pilot is using a guide dog. Both have their eyes covered with huge sunglasses probably to hide the state from the night before. At first the passengers do not react; thinking that it must be some sort of practical joke. However, after a few minutes the engines start spooling up and the airplane starts moving down the runway bumping on its way you know how it is. The passengers look at each other with some uneasiness, whispering among themselves and looking desperately to the stewardesses for reassurance. I just sat there all normal had some rough take off s before . Then the airplane starts accelerating rapidly and people begin panicking. Some passengers are praying, and as the plane gets closer and closer to the end of the runway, the voices are becoming more and more hysterical. Finally, when the airplane has less than 20 feet of runway left, there is a sudden change in the pitch of the shouts as everyone screams at once, and at the very last moment the airplane lifts off and is airborne. Up in the cockpit, the co-pilot breathes a sigh of relief and turns to the Captain: "You know, one of these days the passengers aren't going to scream, and we're gonna get killed!"
Bit like night flying aint it.
Any more ideas on the army pension ? What about grabbing our local MP’s to get a private members bill through. If there is enough of us pushing they will do it for a bit of peace and quiet and we will get a few extra quid in the pocket. Could save it up and go and see Stuart on the beech and sink a few tigers as the sun goes down.
Well I’ll leave you at that so tits till next time
Cocktails in the next episode don’t want you all getting drunk got to do it responsibly here as it says on the bottle but cant read it due to failing eyesight ha ha .
Update on gogo the wuff should have called it fanny next time.
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