Hi there all weekend is here again John has gone fishing with Gunter following in close persuite .Any improvement in the catches after studying the videos? Well what a week it has been nearly ran out of lavatory paper (a.k.a. toilet tissue) the other day. Sensitive readers should skip to the next section.
Choosing the right sort is tricky.
Over here, size is an issue, as the Belgians in particular skimp on the square footage per sheet and I usually manage to bring enough back from Germany which gives value for money in a roll .
Puncture strength is also a delicate matter, as the nice soft stuff tends to suffer from the dreaded 'breakthrough' - especially when dampish. Though I'd rather put up with that, than have to go back to the torn up "Daily Mail" and the slicky-slidey/sand-papery Izal that us war-time babies had to deal with.
I'm not too concerned about colour co-ordination, though white is a bit clinical, and pink and powder blue are a bit pretentiously middle class. Personally, I prefer a nice cheery yellow matches the décor you know.
Anyway, I was so low on supplies that I couldn't be too picky, and ended up with a pack of six peachy ones.
Back in the pad, I opened the sealed plastic bag, and was pretty much flattened by the strong pong that emanated from the bag. An over-poweringly violent STENCH of artificial peach. It was the sort of nasty niff that puckers up all your orifices. So much so that one has to have a second sniff, just to check that it was as awful as you thought. It was! I had three sleepless days and nights until I could get to another shop and buy some less noxious samples. The peachy stuff went into the skip, and I burned incense sticks and some frankincense in an effort to decontaminate the pad. So much for the loo roll on to cocktail drinks for the week end barbie.
This follows on from the Tequilas which I hope you have tried so on to the next three;
ORGASM
Shake together a sloosh of tequila, a sloosh of Galliano and either one or two slooshes of orange juice (depending on your nerves). This drink really is very nice (hence it's name) but a bit a strong hence .......
THE WET DREAM
Shake together a slurp of tequila, a slurp of Galliano and 3 or 4 goodly slooshes of orange juice.
SCREWDRIVER
(Old joke number 197: We might as well, Sir, 'cos this truck ain't going to get us to the kampong this evening). The basic Screwdriver is a quarter to a third of vodka with the rest being orange juice. Purists put in a drop or two of Angostura bitters, but it works well enough without them.
Hence, obviously, A Long Cool Screw is a tumbler with a sloosh of vodka in it, topped up with orange juice, and, again, with the optional Angostura Bitters. A Long Cool Screw Against the Wall has ice added to it.
Well I hope that these keep you going .
Still waiting for any more oppos interested in the next meet and any ideas if you have any views , objections or thoughts in mind have a great weekend so tits till the next episode .
Regards Magic
Message Thread
« Back to index