Posted by mikey on 10/31/2005, 10:28 pm I would drop by tonight but me and my new best friend, Lloyd from the Green Door board, are going to Nite Trips, get real drunk, and masturbate in the parking lot. Have a great bday ya lil' whippersnapper!
Since I never see ya anymore, I decided the best way to send you happy birthday wishes was on your little chat board. I'm a tad early but I consider it a honor to praise your magnificent existence and to provide you with all the dues that you so richly deserve.
(I dare you to see the Dwarves with us on Tuesday)
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