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Carpet Itch
Posted by Gary on 12/8/2016, 6:34 pm
You're in a rat nasty. You feel cruddy cuz it's just so damn dirty. Living room has to get stretched 1st. You know it has to be done before you clean the hell out of it. You get down in thectrenches, you bang it out. Now you can clean. But why are my bum cheeks itchy? Now my crotch, damn it, now my scalp even my arm pits. Is it psycological? Did I get crabs that spread like wild fire? A battalion of dust mites? Every time I get on the rug I get attacked by the itch, now it's my naval?????? At least I stopped putting my fingers in my mouth after being on the rug.
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