If you don't go for Subsurface cleaning or have me replace the pad on those piss spots, spills or spots you claim come right back after the carpet cleaner leaves I'm not guaranteeing it!
When they call me and whine about the spots that came back after thier last guy I remind them they are pigs in a tactfully gentle way.
Pastor calls me, I do his house every 3 years, fookin pig stye from Somalia. It's a church house, they pay for it all, so they live like animals. Says yeah, the spots always come back a few months later after you do it. Tell him spots are "spots" but "spills" are SPILLS! Okay, it's a liberal side of town, it's a different kind of Christianity, Pablo Escabar wuz Robin Hood and the dead Cuban Fook stick tormenting in he'll right now - Fidel is a new T shirt hero in that part of town.
I mark all trashed carpets as Salvage Cleaning, any poly's with spills or any carpet with urine - no guarantee!
The hard core people who don't understand gravity I express my wishes they call the guy that guarantees spots that return and let them learn.
Unfortunately at the end of my lecture they schedule me anyway. The pastor has called me for 20+ years but I don't cave for pigs, no excuse for it, we're not a 3rd world country now that that stinking bum will be vacating the people's house.
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