If you want to win an argument, you do your own tedious research, for goodness sake! Otherwise you most likely appear to be intellectually lazy, or simply recalcitrant and willfully uninformed!
I understand that your inheritance is monkey based, and that it would require a major effort on your part, considering your inherited DNA. However, if you believe so strongly that you are not a bonafide human being, then why not do some more research, including an attempt to understand on what "the opposition" has based their belief - and then if you are convinced that you have an argument that is intellectually valid, something I strongly doubt, nevertheless bring it on and let it seem like you have done your homework! Opinions just don't count - even a monkey may have been able to arrive at one, at least according to your reasoning!