Posted by nrm on 12/29/2006, 4:39 pm talked to this one dude the other day that actually was her name he said his name was “don?” “What? Donny?” “no. my names iizz john.” “ok sir. How are you today?” and then he said… “do what?” I asked? “hello?” “i binz trucks drivings for almost. “say what’s” he asked “what’s?” I asked “you allz fromz texas? How comes “Dooz what’s now?” I asked. “what?” “I bin all around the united states. trucker. “Youz got a wife?” I think he was trying to figure out “No sirs. Women, wellz There was what seemed like a long pause.. “Shiiit” he responded. “Why aints you gots no girlfriends? “women like a man with a little bits “AHH hahahahahahah! “Yes sir.” I agreed Next day faxed him my resume and awards. “What’s this gawt dang college degree?” “oh nothing useful. He laughed. Spose to be some sort of meeting it’s the white trash Ebonics of truck drivers maybe I can date one of his inbred daughters shiit. I better shut up. up in dah air
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so I bin trying to get another job
putting in truck driving applications
everywhere I go
no one calls back cause of felony
i’ve always prided myself on honesty
Or today?
he was your typical trucker
5 kids. probably a fat wife
at home named ‘Barbara’
small town
takes care of business side of their crap
in a small town
between here & Austin
i said
i asked. Half confused, hung-over.
“weez goes tooz picks ups theze cattle feeds
gots accounts in produce,
haulingz
produce supplies to farmerz… heyz you
everz listened tooz lynard skeeenardz..?’
he asked
two yearz.” I tolds him
You live in that college town?
You say you’re a truck driver?”
He asked
meself…
Yeah, I can do these things. Hiccup.”
I slurred.
He asked
If I was some sort of faggot
I mean 36. No kids. No wife…
Sirz. I’zz had lots of thems
In my daze. But cant seemz
To find the rights ones
Shiiiit…
Last one left me for another states. Dam whorez.
Cant trusts themz…”
I said. In my best texas accent..
& then he broke out into this long laughter…
A true backwoods texas laugh…
Still laughing..
In dat fancy college town you in ?”
He asked.
Of moneys in the banks sir.”
I responded.
A little bitz oh money.
Oh no brothah.
Lets me tells youz somethings
A woman likes a man with a lots of
Money.”
He asked me
Just a two year piece of shits.”
I said.
I laughed
Tomorrow
Yet most times
I didn’t understand
A word he was saying
i bin trying to figure out for years.
Boy…
just a small drug infraction
fogging my criminal history.
after he hires me.
what if his wife
has figured out the internet?
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