Posted by nrm on 12/23/2006, 6:18 pm my friend Billy told me “but how would we fall from the sky “oh man, don’t you know anything. “really?” “fer sure dude, don’t you know anything?” billy would have to be home by 7 p.m. sometimes my older sister “You cant dig a hole to china you idiot! but my mom would make me lemonade, sometimes my cat George my dad built george his own little george always had dead rabbits one day I was hanging out with billy billy whipped out his tiny weener so I started laughing too my mom showed up and caught us she went and told billys mom & they took my shovel away soon the rain and snow
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remember trying to dig a hole to china
when was a young lad
once we hit the sky
& dropped into china
that they had the best candy
& that we would be greeted as kings
and not be killed from the drop?”
I’d ask
they have parachutes & trampolines we fall onto.”
he’d tell me.
but I would keep digging sometimes till 10pm
& her mean friends would come out
near the swing set late at night
where I was digging
Yeah, your little brother isn’t very smart
Yeah, no kidding.”
Then they would all laugh at me
& throw dirt clumps at my head
bring it out to me.
so it was ok
would sit and watch
cat house shed in the backyard
cause George was sort of wild
& wouldn’t let anyone
else pet him
expect me
& other things he had caught
in that house of his.
lizards with no heads
mutilated kittens
even thought I saw
a puppies bloody paw in there once
in this house next door that had just sold
we were in the empty garage
talking about what we would do
once we were kings in china
eating all that foreign candy
& started pissing all over the garage
laughing like crazy
& pulled out my john Holmes weener
& started pissing all over as well
she freaked out on us
what we were doing
& me and billy couldn’t hang out anymore
& he soon moved to another state
grounded me
gave me a curfew
filled in the hole
& george suddenly disappeared one day
& we moved to another state
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