Posted by nrm on 12/22/2006, 3:32 pm
Message modified by board administrator 12/22/2006, 3:37 pm
what if I ruin Christmas?
with My lil sister & her hubby here
all the way from cali
what if I get so drunk
just start talking about flying refrigerators
& anti Christ’s in political scenes
with flapping blubber filled
broken jaws buried in art
pieces found in popped pimple ears
what if I barf whiskey & chili
into my dads mini heated pool
he’s been cleaning for a week
& I accidentally have diarrhea all over
my moms garden plants
what if I freak out or something
& just start cussing at everyone
& yelling “OH fuk all this!”
stand up & smash
my moms turkey dinner to the floor
throwing mashed potatoes at everyone
telling them
that in jail “We don’t get salt or pepper!”
in jail “you can be shanked by a toothbrush razorblade!”
what if I just start yelling
that the world isn’t fair!
& that they better give me all their money
so I can buy some Christmas crack!
what if I just trip out
& start yelling about
trucker rest rooms & germs from
bloated toothless hillbillies
& shit jobs and crooked cops!
& foot fungus art archives
& that poets shall rule the government
inside the Bermuda triangle world!
of planet of the trucker apes!!
i would never do any of this
how dare you even think these thoughts
put the angel on
top of the Christmas tree
i’m your ideal son
so stop putting these ideas into my head
you know who you are. asshole
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