Posted by nrm on 12/12/2006, 4:14 pm Cliff Yablonski is my new hero. http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/index.htm just take a look at all his perfect cut downs "Somebody tossed a fishing net and came up with this load of pale puss, so they did that whole "catch and release" program and threw it in the back of their minivan and dumped it off at the local Mary Mason concert with the rest of the white sacks of weeping bat semen that infest the malls across West Appleton City. If I see another one of these retards hanging out around the Hickory Farms, so help me God, I'm going to just snap and stomp their skull into the cracks in between the steps of the escalator. Ol' Rubber Hose Arms here isn't immune to this treatment as well, so he'd better start scraping some of that damn caulking off his face or else I'll grab him by the legs and drag him out of the back of my Chrysler down the I-84 at 90 miles an hour until all his facial features have been ground into a fine red paste that I can use to paint my garage."
Message modified by board administrator 12/12/2006, 4:38 pm
oh shit,
i haven't laughed this hard in ages..
alltho
i'm sure he would hate me.
of the idiotic human race. just click on all his numbers to left of his site. bahahahahaha.
here is just one in many..
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