Posted by Drekker on 6/6/2005, 6:44 am, in reply to "Re: Well..." But sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested I fly really slow in the ultrafast lane I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I use public toilets and piss on the seat I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song Naaaah! I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) [Spoken] [Spoken] I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) A-S-S-H-O-L-E Everybody! A-S-S-H-O-L-E
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Well yeah, with Shadow in my oppinion being an asshole and all, im sorry if you feel offended or anything but this was just too good too pass up. All edited to fit with the fic by your's truly. I cut some parts too. the song's Asshole by Dennis Leary
Shadow: I'm just a regular Drag with a regular job
I'm your average purple suburbanite slob
I like football and fighting and books about war
I've got an average house with a nice hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my stick and my Card
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigar
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
While people behind me are going insane
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna get myself a personal airship, all leather cow interior and big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah! And I'm gonna fly around in that baby at 115mph getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder cheese burgers from McDraco's in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable styrofoam containers and when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers, I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the Draconian flag and then I'm gonna toss the styrofoam container right out the side and there ain't a Tahla Damned thing anybody can do about it. You know why? Because we got the scrolls, that's why.
Two words. Power ####ing Scrolls, okay?! Shade City, The Tors, Bleeding Swamp - they can have all the Democracy they want. They can have a big democracy cake-walk right through the middle of The Cleansing Chambers and it won't make a lick of difference because we've got the scrolls, okay?! The ADC's not dead - it's in hiding. And as soon as we find their damned headquarters, we're gonna flush out the bastards and we're gonna be pretty pissed off. You know why? Have you ever seen atrocity beyond your wildest imagination? Well multiply that by 15-million times, that's how pissed off we're gonna be. I'm gonna get Scioness Djari and Mai'ko...
(Hey)
and Nehi'Nihil
(Hey)
and Naven
(Hey)
and my dumbass counterpart which i have absolutely no reason to act facistic towards but i do anyway coz im a...
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal!
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)
[Spoken]
I'm an asshole and proud of it!
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