Posted by The Rest of the Hapoppo on 2/3/2008, 11:13 am
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Joish... youse mugs're still checking this place out? And now you're tormenting yourself with another Hapoppost. Yeah, you didn't see THAT brilliant wordplay coming, didja!
So, where are they now?
Hapoppo: Became President of the universe. Is currently in the process of banning children; from now on, all new arrivals must exit the womb as fully-grown adults.
Night Owl: Became Vice President of the universe after rescuing orphans from a burning bus, and then swiftly afterwards, devouring them all.
Jessie: Probably masturbating to some Sonic porn in his parents' basement right now.
Saya the Demoness: Currently forcing little boys to cosplay as Kingdom Hearts characters and make out. Which is legal in Finnland, since it's a Godless communist wasteland and all.
Marie the Dragoness: Moved to Finnland.
Jekkal: Fixing me a sandwich before bearing my children at about 6:00. No, really. It's on the to-do list I made for her.
Steven the Dragon: Joined Jesus in his drunk-driving Lavos-slaying busride. After their victory against the time monster, stopped for a shake at McDonald's. It was delicious.
Captain Spyro: Grew an amazing moustache which battled the Gorilla Men at the edge of the universe. For kicks.
Everyone else I forgot/didn't bother to write about: Working tireless hours at Umbrella Corp. to ensure a quality zombie invasion for the benefit of all mankind.
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