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Posted by Tax Dodgerr on August 25, 2001, 7:16 am The evidence: Evil Eyes Gary with his inhuman tallness. I have now a confirmed reported that his goatee only grows under a full moon and his tallness is so he can spy those more vulnerable in a big crowd. Brains with his unerving ability to question everything. His is the more insidious for he seeks to pervert the young with his pro-shakespeare nonsense who we all know is also a spawn of satan. Mrs Brains has unfortunately shown herself to be the least subtle of the trio. Her very demeanor is one of niceness and smiles but once riled she is like a coiled snake. I have been unfortunate in highlighting various high maintenace issues in her and it took weeks for the mental scars to heal. Even their merchandise has a memerising effect on innocents, drawing them to the simplicity of the designs. It is common knowledge amongst religious groups that evil at it's most base level is all about cute pictures. And finally the music. I speak as one of who has heard just the rough, and I do mean extremely rough, cuts of a couple of tracks. Even with this briefest of exposure I find myself continually drawn to the site. I know it is pointless. Nothing is getting posted, no news is appearing of any real worth but the hunger is there. I warn you all to flee now. Do not be drawn in by the false smiles and cheap advertising. IR are evil and I shall devote my life to exposing them for what they are ....
Sadly fellow forum readers, it is my sad duty to expose the folk at IR for what they really are. I have heard comments like elusive geniuses, innovative visionaries and lazy gits. Alas all this is wrong. They have in fact been sent by the devil to subvert us all with their new ways and way-out music.
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