I don't even know how I got here. I woke up, entered "hatchet-face" into the search engine (I was just thinking about Hatchet-Face. Not sure why), read a great story about a date with a girl from work who used to live with racists and won't date woman beaters, and then I'm here.
Did you guys beam me here without my knowledge while I woke up from my cupcake induced coma?
Either way, whoever wrote that story is a comical genius. You should write more. Or let me know where more is posted. I'm an instant fan.
Plus I think I love Star Trek now...