hey dickheads. i am rilly rilly looking forward to seeing the show at the distillery next month. i have never seen you guys live but i've told everyone i know to come to your show, you're such great musicians i bet you really rock the house. i live in tahoe and a friend of mine from sac turned me on to you guys, made me watch trekkies2 against my will, got me drunk, and then sodomized me while i was sleeping (but i digress)... i'm hoping you'll play all my favorite tunes (red alert, everything i do i do with william shatner, my electric man), and that one song about being gay and taking a bath with sulu cracks me up. i bet your record sales are kick-ass right now. keep it up, and "rock out with your spock out," isn't that your new song?
- Jewels