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Posted by Paul & Deb
on 7/21/2009, 7:50 am
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I could harrass you all day (SINCE YOU'RE 50 NOW!), but I know you are way too busy to even look at your board today. I'll just add a few witticisms' for you to ponder during the day.
Happy Birthday! Enjoy your day and each and every day!
Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.
It's not about age, it's about attitude.
Getting old sucks, but it sure beats the alternative.
Enjoy your birthday, you're not extinct yet!
Oh no, say it isn't so. Not the big 5-0!
Fifty happens!
After fifty everything that doesn't hurt doesn't work!
Fifty is the ultimate "F" word.
Naps & farts, that's all I'm really good for these days.
Old fart, young heart.
You're a classic, you only get better with age!
On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings!
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
Age equals wisdom.
Damn right, I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!
I would enjoy walking if it weren't for those long walks back.
Just when I find the key to success, someone goes and changes all the locks.
Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
I get everything I set my mind to. Now where'd I set my mind?
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Age is not a destination, it's a journey!
What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
Over what hill? What hill? I don't see any hill!
Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's over the hill I go.
I don't have hot flashes, I have power surges.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!
Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.
I was built for comfort, not speed.
Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just seems like longer!
Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent.
A person who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.
According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
Love Paul & Deb ~~
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