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hejola report for 12132007

Posted by cchwnn on December 13, 2007, 8:42 am

Hejola report for 12132007.
Cchwnn.
Kingsville,tx, hello again and lets get right into that award winning headline news :
La comadre breaks leg at little league game.
Another barrio study on housing in the hood.
And finally Increase in roaches hit the hood.
All day today we have been getting calls on what to do con tantos cocarachos or roach something like that. Since the spring invasion of los Alaskan roaches along con los Cambodia roaches y those that don’t have a name are on the upraise. We had to contact our local vato that sprays home con left over shit he gets from the high school anyhow he tells us que you can be as clean as you want pero no de tanto anyhow just keep buying those roach hotels and sooner or later they all will be filled.
CHICANO CABLE HOT WIRED NEWS NETWORK was provided this weekend from an unknown source A BOX LABELED BARRIO HOUSING RESULTS. It seems que ten years ago la raza passed a petition, that lead to a city hearing, that lead to a study, that lead to a steering committee, that lead to a full committee, that lead to the city recommendation, that lead it to be tabled for the next schedule meeting and was never brought up again.....the results indicated the lack of adequate housing and lack of adequate street development and a bigger problem, lack of adequate drainage and sewer lines and drainage .... we here plan to follow-up on this matter at a future city meeting...lets hope they don't ask to see those results....
I am more than sure que the city is going to invest a few dollars to do another study on the study that was done . And if they wanted to see the old study, of course it would be impossible due to the fact que we have that study at our office...what a nut shell..... we will keep you in touch. And hope to present the city father's with the idea of presenting this study as a result of our study we did....in which you and I know que this study is the study they did but will be presented to them as a new study because not too much has changed since this study was done ten years ago......we will keep you informed...on the result of this study....
And finally, Yesterday afternoon los vatos locos volunteer firefighters were called to Ramos park to assist con la comadre melba Nunez, who seems to have broken here leg after chasing her tenth foul ball of the afternoon. You see la comadre Melba has 5 children and the two twins playing, and to try a buy each one a snow cone could be an expensive afternoon. So Melba figured que if he & oops I mean her, anyhow if she could retrieve several of those foul balls she might just save several bucks on those snow cones.
A park attended mention to us, whose name we promise que we would not mention (frank), que this was not the first parent to get hurt this season chasing foul balls. Oh yea this year has been the furthers of several years que parents and other adults are chasing foul ball since the price of snow cones has gone up to $1.50 each this season. It seems que la comadre Melba was hit from behind by a nine year little girl also with the same intention, get that foul ball for a free snow cone. It took the real EMG unit at least one hour to get to Ramos Park and assist los vato; s loco volunteer firefighters con la comadre broken leg.
Well there you have it raza. We will be on vacation starting next week. Have a great tejano day.