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Re: Cabin boy wanted

Posted by Diatonica on June 13, 2003, 11:15 pm, in reply to "Cabin boy wanted"
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Pirates are just rednecks in boats. Consider this......... A city feller walks into a bar and sees a redneck sitting at a stool with a peg leg, an eye patch, and a hook on his hand. So the city feller walks over to him and sits down next to him. They have a beer and they start to talk. The city feller asks the redneck, "What happened to your leg?" And the redneck answers, "Got in a fight with a big fish. Bit my leg plumb clean off." So they have another beer. After that they both start to feel good and the city feller asks the redneck, "So, what happened to your eye?" And the redneck answers, "Ah, a seagull done shit in my eye!" Then the city feller asks, "A seagull pooped in your eye? How did that cause you to get an eyepatch?" The redneck answers, "Well, twas first day with ma bran' new hook!"

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