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Posted by Diatonica on June 9, 2003, 11:40 am, in reply to "Broken Redneck Hearts" Link: Buckaroo's
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A redneck and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older horse stumbled.
The redneck said, "That's once."
A little further along, the poor old horse stumbled again.
The redneck said, "That's twice."
After a little, while the poor old horse stumbled again. The redneck didn't say anything, but reached under the seat, pulled out a shotgun and shot the horse.
His brand new bride raised all kind of hell with him, telling him, "That was an awful thing to do."
Then the redneck replied, "That's once."
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