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Posted by Diatonica on June 6, 2003, 11:38 am, in reply to "Re: "WE DO BUSINESS AL-QAEDA" Here they is: Life is just like a bar. Last call comes to soon. Tailgaters will be shot. A stoner is easily amused. If you don't like my driving then honk, and wait for gunshots. Don't ask what your customers can do for you, ask how much you can take them for. Drunk NRA Member On Board. If you can read this..*SCREECH* then expect a call from my lawyer. Those who remember their weekend don't party enough. I always begin a new week the same. The detox guys even know me by name! I always begin a new week the same. By saying hello to the detox guards. Gun control is hittin' what you shoot at! WELCOME TO NEW HAMPSHIRE, NOW LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It's Nothing Duct-Tape Won't Fix! My dog ate your honor student! Don't steal, the government hates competiton! What are Bumper stickers? WATCH OUT! There is a blond driving. I'm not speeding officer i'm just driving my car. I'm not following to close... it is called "Drafting" If You get any closer I'll fart! Next time wave all your fingers at me! Live long enough to become a problem to your kids. I would rather push a Chevy than drive a Ford. Wife and dog missing!! Reward for dog. If god paid for our sins, lets get our monies worth! Horn broke,watch for finger. Heavens scared of me,and hell thinks I'll take over. If you can read this you're TOO close. Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. Love is grand...divorce is twenty grand I'm in no shape to exercise! If its not one thing its your mother! Love your neighbor, but don't get caught! I am a virgin(this is an old sticker) If you do something you'll regret in the morning... SLEEP TILL NOON! Dont drink and drive you may hit a bump and spill. Eat canadian lamb...40,000 coyotes cant be wrong! Individualists of the world-UNITE! Dont be humble--your not that great. I gave up drinking smokeing and sex! that was the worst 15 minutes of my life. Illiterat? write for free help. If you can reed this-thank your teacher. My lawyer can beat up your lawyer. My mother told me to be good...but she's been wrong before. Yes, as a mater of fact i DO own the whole damn road Nobody is ugly after 2a.m. I spent most of my money on booze, boats and broads... the rest I wasted. You must pay for your sins! (if you have already paid please discard this notice). A penny for your thoughts, twenty bucks to act them out!
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: That would make a good bumper snicker,
: if ya had a large dent ya wanted covered.
Hey! Yer onta somethen there. Giant bumperstickers ta cover up those large unsightly rusted-out spots when ya get too lazy ta bondo em. Speeed should develope the line and put it on World O Rednecks!
I have alotta slogans I've collected but they aren't long enough ta cover a chipmonk's ass. Maybe he can put em all on the same one.
Guns may kill, but I maim.
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