Posted by Bulk Johnson
on 10/30/2009, 2:27 pm, in reply to "Hulk Hogan"
WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING DUDE!!! THE BULKSTER IS GONNA BE RUNNING WILD ALL OVER MUSIC CITY BROTHER!!! MY BULKAMANIACS HAVE NEVER SEEN ME IN MY NEW GIMMICK AS "THE PENCIL" BROTHER AND WE AIN'T TALKIN' NUMBER 2 PENCIL BROTHER BECAUSE THE BULKSTER MAKES ANY PROMOTION, THE NUMBER 1 PROMOTION IN THE WORLD BROTHER! YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT MY KNEE, MY BACK, MY HIP BROTHER! YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT YOURS BECAUSE MY 24-INCH PYTHONS ARE THE LARGEST IN THE WORLD BROTHER. TNA NOW STANDS FOR TOTALLY NO A-HOLES DUDE! ME AND THE BISCH ARE GOING TO TAKE ALL THOSE MONKEY FLIPPIN' X-DIVISION JUMPIN' BEANS AND REPLACE THEM WITH SOME REAL TALENT THAT CAN DRAW LIKE THE BIG BAD BOOTY MAN AND THE DUNGEON OF DOOM! SO WATCH CHA GONNA DO BROTHER? WHAT CHA GONNA DO WHEN THE LARGEST ARMS IN THE WORLD WRAP UP AROUND YOU AND PLAY YOU LIKE A CMA FIDDLE? WHAT CHA GONNA DO WHEN YOUR 8-MAN LUCHA IN A 6-SIDED RING GETS BUMPED FOR 30-MINUTES WORTH OF CHINLOCKS AND LEGDROPS BROTHER? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOUR GONNA DO BROTHER...YOU'RE GONNA GO TO THAT GIMMICK TABLE AND ASK FOR THE XXXL RED AND YELLOW SHIRT THAT SAYS BULKAMANIA LIVES FOREVER AND A DAY DUDE! YOU'RE GONNA LOG ON TNA FOR DON WEST'S DEAL OF THE DAY AND YOU'RE GONNA SEE EVERY TNA-BH DVD(BEFORE HOGAN)IN A BUNDLE FOR $10 SHIPPED WRAPPED UP IN A BUNCH OF JEFF JARRETT T-SHIRTS. YOU'RE GONNA BE BEGGING JASON JAMES TO RECALL IN VIVID DETAIL EVERY TIME HE SEES THE BULKSTER RUNNING WILD! SO SAY YOUR PRAYERS AND TAKE YOUR MARK MCGWIRE VITAMINS BROTHER BECAUSE THE BULKSTER IS GETTING READY TO RUN WILD AND LOCK IN A 15-MINUNTE RESTHOLD ON YOU!!!!!
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