Posted by Mr. USWO
on 10/26/2009, 8:14 pm
68 found their way to the Stadium Inn tonight. JW Boogie Stratton and Jamie Ferrari are our officials for the evening.
Commissioner Gordon says that Bad Boy Dixon demanded a USWO Jr. Championship match tonight or he was going to call his momma! Gordon shows off some BBD pix with "Momma's Boy" printed on them and decides to sell them for $1 each. BBD out to tell us that the $2 pix over at the gimmick table don't have the offending phrase on it. BBD states that OUR USWO Jr. Champion Shane Smalls is a paper champion, which brings SS ot the ring. SS chooses a $1 pic to purchase, tells BBD to keep his trap shut, then rips the pic in two.
Psycho Medic beat Dyron Flynn in 4:00. PM opens up with the deadly nipple twist! PM then suplexes for 2 but misses a splash and DF pounds on him. DF side legsweeps PM for 2 then grabs an armbar. PM gets to his feet, whips DF to the ropes, and pulls him in to the scalpel for the pin.
Chicken Hat calls DF a troll!
Steven Green & Travis Starr beat Chic Canyon & Convict in 8:00. SG ranas C out to the floor but CC goes over to present C with a shoe, which makes him happy. TS armworks both opponents until CC pulls him to the wrong corner and beats on him. Ref JF counsels SG on illegal participation as TS is doubleteamed. CC suplexes and applies a rear chinlock but TS escapes only to make a blind tag. TS get caught in a sleeper hold but escapes and we get TAGS! SG whips C into a TS superkick then frog splashes C himself for the pin.
Tony welcomes Jocephus the Shelby Street Brawler who makes his debut Saturday night. J promises PAIN for Damien Payne! Barry Houston is in the house.
LT Falk beat Bryan Casey in 7:00. Mullet ladies glad to see BC! Gordon notes that scheduled opponent Jon Davis is absent tonight so LT Falk has stepped up to welcome back BC! They mat wrestle a bit then BC hangs on to a headlock until LT frees himself and dropkicks BC out. Back in, BC punts the leapfrogging LT in the groinular region then throws him through the ropes right into Gordon. Slugfest ends when BC reverse whips LT into the ringpost. Back in, BC stretches LT then grabs a sleeper, dropping a knee when LT is able to escape. BC gives LT an eyepoke of doom but LT comes off the ropes and backslides BC for the pin.
BC complains to no one in particular. Gordon reminds of company procedures that all complaints need to be direct to him.
USWO Jr. Champion Shane Smalls beat Bad Boy Dixon by submission in 8:00. Gordon reminds BBD's mom to have milk and cookies ready for BBD after he loses tonight with Gordon suggesting Nutter Butters (do they even make those anymore?). BBD's opening attack ends with the barefoot(!) SS dropkicking him out. BBD chops away but SS pops him and takes him down to the mat. BBD pulls up and comes out of the corner with a running boot followed by a lariat. BBD chokes away and spinkicks to the groinular region for 2. BBD slams and slingshot sentons for 2 (but did not stomp SS' feet in this match). SS fights up from the mat with chops and kicks then applies an STF, forcing BBD to tap out.
Damien Payne & Josh Crowe beat Kevin Dunn & Matt Korbaine in 14:00 to win the USWO Tag Team Championship. DP taunts Jocephus before their match on Saturday. Pose-off ends with DP yanking MK down from corner but getting dropkicked out. MK launches through the ropes onto DP/JC then KD follows, launching himself over the top rope onto the others. Back in, MK gives DP a springboard guillotine legdrop for 2. KD in and DP backdrops him to the apron but KD slingshots himself back in. JC in (to "jailbird" chants) only to get double elbowed followed by KD wheelbarrow slamming MK on to him for 2. JC hits a swinging neckbreaker on MK and drags him over to DP, who boots him in the face and chokes. DP misses a running elbow and MK flips him but DP recovers and dropkicks him before he can tag out. JC gives MK the Crowe Show (swinging double stomp followed by a running boot to the face) for 2. DP powerslams but MK gets his feet on the ropes. MK comes off the ropes and pumphandle slams DP and we get TAGS! MK/KD swingset suplex DP for 2 but JC breaks it up. All 4 hit finishers on each other, ending with DP Paynekilling MK. KD throws a spinning lariat at DP but hits ref Boogie. KE then rockbottoms DP for a cover. Dixon runs out, grabs a tag belt, and bops KD upside the head. BBD pulls DP on top and lets Boogie count the pin.
JC/DP/BBD celebrate! Tony rebukes them! Gordon says he saw what went on and calls them to the USWO office!
Shaun Tempers beat LT Falk in 5:00. Gordon tells ST that LT will be fine despite having wrestled earlier. Armworking traded until ST slams LT's knee into the mat and works the leg for a while. LT kicks ST to the ropes but the leg working resumes. LT enziguris free and fights back. LT goes for the flatliner but ST reverses and pulls LT into a small package with an extra handful o'tights for the pin.
LT initiates a sore loser attack but ST turns the tables on him. Mitch Ryder runs out and pulls ST way THEN slugs LT himself! MR beats on LT while holding the mic, calling LT a gutless wonder. MR (who Chicken Hat refers to as "Froggy"-an "Our Gang/Little Rascals" reference) says one reason he is here is to deal with LT but the second reason is he wants the ATL Championship! MR calls out the champion-Ace Rockwell!
ATL Champion Ace Rockwell beat Mitch Ryder in 8:00. MR still busy talking at the bell. AR is already tired of MR's yapping, so on the initial lockups he pulls MR's hand down and stomps it. AR throws MR around and out. Back in MR wants to shake hands but AR slaps his hand so he gives AR an eyepoke of doom. MR stomps and chokes then locks in a sleeper hold. LT Falk comes through the curtain but is being held back by several others. MR lets go and yells at LT over the ropes. AR sneaks up and schoolboys MR for the pin.
Gordon calms LT down and gives him a match with MR next week. LT claims MR sold everybody out.
Tommy Mercer beat Chris Michaels in 11:00. Nobody stands for CM tonight. Many "No Mercy" t-shirts spotted in the crowd ($12 each at gimmick table). CM attacks at the bell but TM press slams and lariats him out. CM tries to exit but TM fetches him only to end up being rammmed into the ringpost. CM throws TM back in, beats on him a bit, then applies a sharpshooter. TM tries to scoot to the ropes but CM pulls him back to center ring. TM eventually makes the ropes but CM hammers on the back a bit. TM fights his way out of the corner but CM reverse whips him back to the corner and covers him for 2. CM misses a splash and TM spinebusters him. TM kneelifts and picks up to slam but CM slides behind him and superkicks him for 2. CM hits a belly to back suplex for 2 and sets up for another superkick. TM grabs the leg and pulls CM into a slam, covering him for the pin.
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