Posted by Mr. USWO
on 10/11/2009, 9:18 pm
40 braved all the other stuff going on to make their presence known at the Stadium Inn tonight. JW Boogie Stratton serves as OUR official for the evening. Gordon also reminded everyone to keep Lavonda's mother in their thoughts and prayers as she is currently hospitalized.
Psycho Medic beat Violent T in 5:00 in a "loser get 3 whacks with kendo stick" match. PM has to chase VT down to beat on him. VT retaliates with an eyepoke of doom followed by a lowblow. VT misses a splash and PM sets up a headbutt to the groinular region but ref Boogie stops PM from doing it. PM slams and pins VT but Gordon spots VT's feet on the ropes and restarts the match. VT chinbreakers and chokes but PM fights back and scalpels VT for the pin.
VT tries to escape the caning, even running over "Money Man" Wayne Hackney in doing so. Gordon commissions a "whip VT" raffle for later. Boogie and Hackney hold VT so PM can whack him thrice.
It's time for Kevin Dunn's Corner! KD brings out Miss Rachel, who is celebrating her 25th birthday today. KD sings to her. R is thrilled to be wrestling tonight against Bad Boy Dixon. BBD comes out to say that wrestling a woman is demeaning to him. R reminds BBD that she has been wrestling since age 14 and has wrestled bigger and badder men than him. She reminds him to be professional tonight. Gordon then critiques KD's singing, not in a good way.
David Matthews beat Crusher Eric Hodge by reverse decision in 11:00. DM a big blonde headed guy with a shirt proclaiming himself as "the hottest thing since sliced bread". DM lariats for 2 and slams but EH reverse whips him to the corner and puts some shoulders into the small of the back. EH stands over DM, slapping and taunting him until DM small packages him for 2. EH clobbers DM and pounds on him for an extended period of time. Eventually DM fires up and throws some hard chops but EH trips him up and bearhugs him. DM can't escape and taps out.
EH doesn't want to let go so Boogie reverses the decision. EH is very angry about this.
Michael Jablonski beat Convict by submission in 3:00. C charges at MJ only to get clotheslined for 2. MJ throws C around and hits a spinning heel kick. MJ then suplexes twice into a neckbreaker and pulls C into a submission hold which he cannot escape from and taps out.
Tony is glad MJ is back and notes the "strong style" he works. MJ says he will return on 10/24.
Raffle time! Psycho Medic escorts Violent T out for his whippings. A girl about 5 is one winner and whips VT then Linda Hackney wins and pops VT with a belt and the kendo stick!
Bad Boy Dixon beat Miss Rachel in 5:00. Gordon tells BBD that his momma called and said it was OK for him to wrestle a woman. BBD counters armwork via a hairpull takedown. BBD stomps and does the standing hairpull followed by the eyepoke of doom. BBD applies a rear chinlock but R backs BBD to the corner and splashes him. R suplexes BBD for a cover but Eric Hodge wanders out to visit with Boogie. BBD pulls a chain and pops R then covers her for the pin.
Kevin Dunn vs Damien Payne went to a 20:00 time limit draw. DP in orange tights which leads to "Pumpkinhead" chants. DP claims to have been in the tanning bed all week but Gordon says he must have forgot to turn it on! Lockups, then they bend each other backwards in a test of strength. KD with a flurry of offense and dropkicks DP out. Back in, DP charges at KD who hits a springboard flip splash for 2. KD charges but DP pulls the top rope down and KD tumbles out. DP sets KD in a front row chair and boots him in the face. Back in, DP gives KD a running kneelift in the corner then works him over for a bit. KD up and hits a 615 but DP backdrops him out. DP retrieves KD but they clothesline each other down to 7. KD throws a belly to belly suplex followed by an atomic drop for 2. They trade covers in rapid succession, ending with DP getting a diamond cutter for 2 with a minute left. They punch it out until KD rock bottoms DP for a cover but the time limit runs out before Boogie can count the pin.
DP initiates a "I had to settle for a draw attack" and Paynekillers KD, leaving him laid out in the ring.
Saint & Tim Renesto beat Deathwish in a falls count anywhere weapons match in 13:00. Some fans brought weapons as well but no cookie sheets were spotted. Gordon notes that DW are undefeated here. DW brings trash cans while S has a chair and TR has brought his saw!! Nothing but brawling here as S uses a studded belt on one DW while TR swats the other with his saw. TR/S get whipped into a section of chairs as fans scurry about to get out of the way. S grabs a table as TR hits one DW with a trash can lid for 2. S and a DW duel with trash can lids and Boogie gets hit with both lids and goes down. S puts the other DW on the table and comes off the top with an elbow, crunching the table. S covers but Boogie is still down. The other DW has cuffed TR to the bottom rope and throws S into the ringpost. DW guy grabs a chair and winds up to hit S but Gordon comes up from behind and snatches the chair away. Gordon then whacks DW with the chair (should have been a pie with a brick in it but whatever). S covers the DW guy and Gordon counts the pin.
Gordon then takes out his frustrations on both DW guys before leaving
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