Posted by Mr. USWO
on 10/6/2009, 7:46 am
55 attended the show plus were able to patronize the new concession stand. OUR officials for the evening are JW Boogie Stratton and Jamie Ferrari.
Jason Xavier beat Josh Crowe in 10:00. JC is accompanied to the ring by fellow Crash & Burn member Damien Payne until Gordon commissions DP to leave the ring area. JX graces us with a Jacket Removal Ritual. JC punches and kicks at JX, who dodges these and enziguris JC, who rolls out. JX feigns a plancha but JC grabs him and yanks him over the ropes anyway. Back in, JX hits a spinning DDT for 2 then goes for a cloverleaf. JC gets free and wheelbarrow suplexes JX then Gory bombs him. They duke it out then JC pulls JX up in a firemans carry but JX pulls him down and rolls him up for the pin.
USWO Jr. Champion Shane Smalls beat Bad Boy Dixon in 7:00. SS with a stepover armbar into a roll up for 2 then slingshot legdrops for 2 before BBD gives him a big boot to the face. BBD chokes SS in the ropes and follows up with a running kneelift for 2. BBD keeps SS on the mat with a bevy of knee drops but SS eventually kicks himself free. SS dropkicks BBD for 2 but gets lowblowed. BBD sets up a slop drop but SS reverses it into a dragon sleeper and makes BBD go to sleep as ref Boogie drops his arm 3 times.
Chic Canyon hits the ring and attacks SS! CC says he is here to make an impact and has unfinished business with SS, who defeated him last week. Mullet ladies crack on CC's "Juan Epstein" hairdo.
Chic Canyon beat Saint by DQ in 7:00. Gordon briefs S on CC's earlier actions. Someone in the crowd calls CC "Papa Smurf", lol. CC shoves free from a headlock but S elbows him and he rolls out. S gives a running boot and grabs a headlock but CC stunners out. CC stomps away and spinebusters S for 2. CC rear chinlocks but S rolls and kicks free. S grabs a full nelson but CC shoves him to the ropes and lowblows him. CC pulls S up into a firemans carry but SS returns and dropkicks CC for the DQ.
SS gets a few shots in before CC makes his getaway.
USWO Tag Team Champions Kevin Dunn & Matt Korbaine beat Shaun Tempers & Lee Cross in 12:00. Champs pose and get attacked but quickly recover as KD legsweeps LC, who falls and headbutts ST in the groinular region. KD wheelbarrow slams MK onto ST for 2. LC in to get headscissored by MK, who rolls and bangs LC's head into the mat. KD in to drop an elbow on LC for 2 but ST breaks the cover and tosses KD over the top rope. ST follows and beats on KD then drags him to the wrong corner for some doubleteaming. LC spin kicks and enziguris KD for 2 then ST slams him for 2. ST/LC take turns ramming KD's head into the others boot in the corner. KD gets a leapfrog rollup for 2 but LC lariats him. ST comes in but KD DDTs him and we get TAGS! MK backdrops LC and legsweeps ST, who rolls out and heads to the back. MK/KD do a swingset slam on LC and MK covers him for the pin.
Tony notes that Gordon is on the cover of our complimentary programs for tonight. He also welcomes Julie Steele who has stopped by to visit.
Chris Michaels beat ATL Jr. Champion Lincoln Moseley in 19:00 in a non-title match. Only Timmy stands out of respect for CM. Gordon announces that LM defeated Jake Allen in Pulaski to become OUR ATL Jr. Champion! Lots of circling and CM complaining early. CM is able to escape LM's early offense and give him a boot to the face to change the momentum. LM crossbodies CM for 2 but get shoved into the ropes where CM rakes the back. LM fights up but CM hairpulls him into a shortarm clothesline. CM pounds and chokes on LM and suplexes him for 2. LM fights back and hits a DDT for 2 but CM sideslams him and sets up a superkick. LM ducks it, grabs CM and gives him a rockbottom and covers him for a pin but wait...
Gordon spotted CM's foot on the ropes and commissions a restart! LM charges at CM, who pulls ref JF in the way. LM pulls up but gets dropped and CM pins LM using his feet on the ropes (which is undetected by Gordon).
ATL Champion Ace Rockwell beat Damien Payne in 9:00. Gordon announces that he has already barred Josh Crowe from ringside. DP takes issue with those cheering him, saying he doesn't need anyone's support. Mat wrestling to start then AR throws DP around a bit. AR tries to tiltawhirl DP out of the corner but DP hangs on and drives AR's leg into the mat. DP targets the leg for punishment as he grapevines it. AR fights back on one leg but DP takes him back down and grabs a spinning toehold. AR manages to monkeyflip DP away and mount another comeback, culminating with him pulling DP into a backslide for the pin.
Gordon opines that DP can't win without JC around. DP thinks something is going on since he and JC have been made to wrestle singles matches so he demands a tag title shot for next week. Gordon says there are more teams in USWO than Dunn & Korbaine. "Cap4YaDome" plays and Wolfie D comes out followed by LT Falk. LT says he heard that the promoters decided to put DP/JC in singles matches this week but if DP wants a tag match he should asks nicely. Gordon says WD knows all about tag team wrestling so he commissions a number one contenders match for next week with DP/JC vs WD/LT. WD borrows Chicken Hat's hat and struts around wearing it.
Jeff Daniels (w/Dominique) beat Playboy Scott Hayes in 13:00. PSH out before his music can get going. PSH gets a firemans carry takedown but JD right back with a headscissors as ugly chants are directed at D. PSH slams JD, grabs an armbar, and sneaks in some biting as ref JF is busy keeping D at bay. We get a wrestling version of "whack-a-mole" as D keeps poking her head in between the ropes and PSH swats at her. They run ropes until PSH slides out and chases D around the ring. Back in, PSH bounces off the ropes but D reaches in and trips him up. JD beats on PSH a while then ref JF counsels JD on his behavior, allowing D to liberally choke PSH on the apron. Mullet ladies have to restrained from going after D, but meanwhile JD applies a sleeper. PSH breaks loose and comes off the top with a back elbow. Slugfest, then PSH superkicks JD for 2. JD catches PSH off the ropes with a dropkick. PSH hits a DDT as D pulls off her shoes and comes off the top with one. PSH moves and JD gets hit! Ref JF intervenes in PSH and D's arguing while JD crawls over and grabs D's other shoe. JD discreetly hits PSH in the throat with the shoe and pins him.
Tony notes that lots of people are after JD and mentions Tommy Mercer being here next week.
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