Posted by Mr. USWO
on 9/28/2009, 9:12 pm
48 made their way to the Stadium Inn tonight. JW Boogie Stratton is OUR official for the evening.
Commissioner Gordon comes through the curtain to "Tequila". He announces the stipulation for the main event tonight: a fan chosen via a raffle will be handcuffed to Dominique! Jeff Daniels comes out to take issue with this, stating that D being spanked last week by Tommy Mercer was punishment enough. D comes out only half-made up to protest as well. JD claims the stip has nothing to do with wrestling as none of the fans are licensed for anything. By now Chicken Hat and Peekaboo have already bought raffle tickets. P then informs JD that he IS OUR USWO Dance-Off Champion! JD then figures he can buy raffle tickets and get D out of this but Gordon puts the kibosh on that.
Psycho Medic beat Lee Cross in 5:00. LC attacks PM upon his entrance but gets hiptossed right back out. Boogie restores order and calls for the bell. LC takes advantage of PM missing a splash and works him over a bit. PM fights back but LC hits a chinbreaker and comes off the ropes but PM pulls him into the scalpel for the pin.
PM says LC just received a "Bordeaux Beatdown".
Tony glad Gordon is back, then recognizes some fans who came up from Woodbury. Next week's show will be sponsored by Advance Financial with Lincoln "Mainstream" Moseley returning as well as "Headliner" Chris Michaels.
Kevin Dunn beat Bad Boy Dixon in 6:00. BBD not pleased with "momma's boy" chants. KD is 1/2 of OUR USWO Tag Team Champions. Test of sterngth ends with KD pulling BBD into a German suplex for 2. KD slips on a moonsault try and BBD pounces on him, giving him a swinging double stomp for 2. BBD goes for a slop drop but KD reverses it into a backslide for the pin.
BBD throws a tantrum after the match.
Shaun Tempers beat Saint in 8:00. ST chops S and brags about it. Armworking traded until S hits a lariat and ST rolls out. Back in, ST shoves S back to the corner and goes all offensive on him. S ducks a lariat and sunset flips for 2 but ST gives him like a Russian sickle. S comes off the ropes with a big boot but ST hits the eyepoke of doom and neckbreakers S for the pin.
USWO Jr. Champion Shane Smalls beat Chic Canyon in 9:00.Test of strength see CC bending SS backwards and putting knees to his chest but SS up to headscissors out. SS stepover armbars into a roll up but CC slips out and rolls to the floor. SS stands on the apron to follow but CC chopblocks him. CC camel clutches then stomps the back. SS comes off the top but CC catches and suplexes for 2. Slugfest ends with SS kneelifting for 2 followed by CC blocking a tornado DDT and hitting a spinning leg lariat for 2. CC goes for a pumphandle slam but SS blocks that and neckbreakers CC for the pin.
Marketing survey done in regard to concessions. Peekaboo suggests rice and beans!
ATL Champion Ace Rockwell beat Chuck Taylor by countout in 8:00. Peekaboo somehow thinks that CT looks like Buckwheat (?) and that gets a chant started. Ropes run then AR pulls up, makes CT look up, and slaps him. AR winds up CT's arm and asks crowd if they want him to "jerk it off"! Ropes run again, this time CT stops and tries to get AR to look up but AR slaps him again. CT pops AR then rakes the face and takes him down in a sleeper. AR escapes but CT dropkicks him but then whiffs on a back senton. AR airplane spins CT, who screams. Covers traded then AR lariats CT out and follows. Slugfest as Boogie counts. AR gets back in at 6 but CT walks up to the apron then turns around and leaves, getting counted out.
LT Falk & Wolfie D beat Damien Payne & Josh Crowe in 14:00. LT intros WD and his hubcap, who comes out to this song called "Cap 4 Ya Dome" and kinda sings along to it. LT serves DP "The Armdrag Sampler" them monkeyflips him for 2. DP briefly gets the jump on WD but gets thrown into the corner and WD pretends DP is a stairmaster. JC sidesteps the charging LT, who dives out and pops DP then slingshots back in and tiltawhirls JC. LT misses a crossbody and DP clamps a sleeper on him. DP then feeds LT to JC and wanders over to taunt WD. LT makes a couple of blind tags as DP/JC keep Boogie busy. DP dumps LT out so JC can have a little soccer practice. Back in, LT backs DP to the corner and enziguris. TAGS!! WD lariats both then he and LT vegamatic DP for 2. LT charges DP but Boogie gets pulled in the way and gets hit. DP grabs the hubcap as JC grabs WD, who ducks and JC gets "Cap 4 Ya Dome" (so to speak). WD bulldogs DP on the hubcap then whacks DP with it again for the pin.
Tony invites WD back. WD appreciates the nice reception but he is busy next week. He claims LT must be 1/2 Mexican due to his wrestling style, and Tony confirms LT sits up late watching lots of those tapes. They reiterate that if LT would get serious, he could be in WWE someday. WD tells LT to be like him inside the ring, but not outside the ring. L says he always wanted to tag with WD and got his wish tonight. WD's music plays and kids are invited into the ring. WD and Peekaboo do the bump!
Tommy Mercer (w/Playboy Scott Hayes) beat Jeff Daniels (w/Dominique) by reverse decision in 17:00. Peekaboo is the raffle winner and gets tied (as no suitable cuffs were found) to D. Psycho Medic is brought out to be special ref for this match. Bill Deshields ties P/D together at the arms (if he tied the legs together we could have a three-legged dance-off!). TM out (and "No Mercy" Tommy Mercer T-shirts are going fast at $10 each-be the first on your block to have one!) and says he has someone to watch his back...Playboy Scott Hayes! JD gripes about all of this but it falls upon deaf ears. PSH has a seat in the corner with P/D, Bill, and Security David. Lots of witty banter amongst those in that corner!
TM shoves JD across the ring. D tries to drag P to the ring but he won't move. D tries to lure P to the dark side but P tells D that he's already a star, lol. TM armworks JD as Gordon gives P the mic to lead pro-TM chants. JD up and tosses TM over the top rope then follows and rams him into the ringpost. D asks P what he does for excitement (if she comes on Saturday nights, she could see for herself). A mullet lady makes a run at D but Bill and David stop that. In the ring, JD elbow smashes TM for 2 then grabs a sleeper. PSH tells D he was at the Playboy Mansion last week when she got spanked. JD kneelifts the escaping TM and reapplies the sleeper. TM fights out but runs into an elbow. JD comes off the top onto TM's big boot. TM tombstones the follows up with a neckbreaker for the pin but wait...
Gordon points out that JD's foot was on the ropes and orders a restart. D is loose and hands JD an international object, which he pops the protesting TM with and pins him. PSH hits the ring and tells PM about the object. JD/D try to leave but are stopped for inspection. PM finds the object and reverses the decision!
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