Posted by The BONE JANGLER
on May 23, 2009, 5:59 pm
Tonight, at 10:30pm, on cable channel 10 in western Chicagoland, tune in for a night of giant monsters, and mammoth mammaries!
First up, I'm joined by Coven Glamazon Chantel, as we host a tale of terror concerning a dinosaur on a rampage in a major metropolitan city! Is it "Reptilicus," "The Giant Behemoth," "The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms," or something else? Who cares? Be there, as Chantel uses her ample assets to squish the camera! Plus, if that weren't enough, and it is, trust me, Queen Nocturna and HARMony will also drop by, taking a break from *their* wild night of debauchery!
Then, stay tuned, as Karlos Borloff, comely Countess Contessa Vanessa, Pvt. Beauregard Pettigrew, and the rest of the crazies on "Monster Madhouse Live!" present "All Monsters Attack!" Arkansas Horror Host Jebediah Buzzard will also be on hand, as well as a parallel bar swinging Gamera, as the terrible tortoise goes mano a mono with knife-nosed Guiron! Oh yeah, and two evil space alien chicks abduct a couple of young boys... if you're into that sort of thing.
DIG IT!
- BONE DADDY
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