Posted by F.B.I. on 11/3/2009, 8:48 am, in reply to "Use With Caution"
i definitely see your point and i want to say thank you. i can tell you are a pro at F.A.W.B. and i admire your ability to inspire others to ruin the morale and self-worth of their girlfriends. it takes a strong individual to purposely abuse another person just so they can sit in their room and j.o.
now i am pretty sure i might have been at the same beach you were at! i went to the beach this past summer and my B paid for everything. i was on my way down to see the hotel manager because my room didn't have the 14 pillows i requested for my F.B.I. and i remember seeing a couple fighting and yelling on the beach. i noticed this for several reasons. first of all it was so beautiful outside and the sunset was amazing and secondly the guy yelling at his rich girlfriend was so damn tan and cool. i couldn't believe that someone could fight with this dude. pretty sure this was you and i had no idea that you were using F.A.W.B. in order to get some private "sock" time. well after i got the hotel to deliver my pillows, i groaned all night because all my girlfriend talked about was how she couldn't wait to have sex in a new state because we had never been to florida together. i told her that i had never done it in florida so she was very excited to share a new romantic experience with me. all i could think about was what kind of groaning sounds would convince her that i was really hurt and if my porno dvds had gotten scratached on the way in her expensive car. the next morning i got very sunburned because i didn't apply sunscreen. my girlfriend had offered to buy me some sunscreen because she has alot of money and always buys me stuff but i told her that i would be ok. i didn't tell her that i had already applied some sunscreen to my right hand and inner thigh and penis area. she was starting to really irritate me on this trip because she kept saying what a good time we were having and how relaxing it was to be away from work and be with someone she loved. then she did something that i just couldn't take....she held my hand as we walked along the beach. this was just too much to handle. i kept looking down and purposely stepping on sharp sea shells to cut the bottom of my feet and each time i would scream and yell and have to let go of her hand to wipe the blood off my feet. my girlfriend couldn't believe the "bad luck" i was having with all of the sea shells because she hadn't stepped on a single one! and i had stepped on 46. we found a place to lie down in the sand and we put our cooler of beer beside us (my girlfriend bought all of the beer because i don't have to pay for anything) i was into my 16th beer when she asked me to rub lotion on her back. only because i was getting a slight buzz did i agree to this. but that is when i made a big mistake, i guess out of habit because when i put the lotion on my hand i had already pulled my pants down on the beach and started jacking off. it was just like i was at home and the sunset was so romantic and i just had to have myself. my rich girlfriend was lying on her stomach with her eyes closed and told me to go ahead and apply the lotion to her back. of course i realized what i was doing and immediately started thinking about my next door nikki website and shot "lotion" on her back. then i took one of my meatball sandwhichs out of the ziploc bag and used the bag to rub the "lotion" on her back. i told her i didn't think this "lotion" was waterproof because it was already starting to flake off. she laid there for a couple hours and when she got up her back was blistered! she couldn't understand how she had become so burned because she had bought SPF 50 sunscreen but little did she know that i had sprayed her with STD 2! lol this is what i call F.L.O.B.
about the same time she was getting blistered on her back and i was finishing up my meatball sandwhich, i remember hearing a girl screaming about how did that scab get on your vein. i thought that was so funny but not near as funny as when you called her a money grubbing whore and threatened to never spend another dime she made. now i realize that was probably you and your girl and you were using F.A.W.B. with that girl you were using her her money.
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