Posted by Concerned on 11/2/2009, 3:10 pm, in reply to "Re: In the Clutch"
I forgot to warn you about F.A.W.B. It is an excellent "sex avoidance" trick but it has been known to backfire. When I was a rookie I was using this chick who had a lot of money. We would go places like Atlanta and St Louis to watch baseball games or to the beach and she would always pay. She would make comments about how romantic the sunset was and always want me to have sex with her in the sand. I just wanted to get back to the room without her to put in VHS tape starring Traci Lord. This is where I discovered F.A.W.B. She was trying to seduce me one night beside the ocean and all I could think about was that I had the softest Foot Joy socks in the room that I had worn that day to play golf... And I could not wait to insert penis and watch Peter North rail Traci. She put her hand down my pants and felt skab on penis. She asked me what it was and I blamed it on the salt in the ocean water and told her it was her fault for making me go scuba diving. (which she paid for) 10 mins later she was out on beach crying and I was on hotel bed with toes curled finishing up. Everything was perfect until she discovered how much she liked "makeup" sex. Yelp, the big downfall to F.A.W.B. Next thing I know, she is starting F.A.W.B.V. or Fake Argument With Big Vein so she could rape me later for makeup sex. Between me using F.A.W.B. and her implementing F.A.W.B.V. we were arguing all the time or having makeup sex... Both of which were interrupting my J.O. sessions. My plans were ruined and I had to break up with her. I think you have enough experience to use F.A.W.B., just thought I would give you a head's up because you seem like a good person and I dont wanna complicate your life.
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