Posted by F.B.I. on 11/2/2009, 2:27 pm, in reply to "In the Clutch"
i am so glad we have started communicating because i sometimes wonder if there are people out there that have the same thoughts and dreams as i do. you are giving me so many ideas about how to avoid having sex with my girlfriend and making me laugh at the same time. i called my friend at lunch and we laughed real loud on the phone about all of these ideas. my girlfriend has already told me that she has to work late today so i am planning a special afternoon with her son's playstation 3. i am thinking about pulling up some of my two favorite adult websites which are next door nikki and melissa midwest. those two girls really know what they are doing and i can tell they are both really sweet girls, i mean good wholesome types that only do this kind of stuff for the money and not because they are total whores like most of the people you see on the internet. i plan on going all out when i get back to "my" house this afternoon. i am going to stop at kroger and get some rice krispy treats to eat also. i like eating rice krispy treats when i do my thing because i can't really tell what is the sticky stuff on the treats and what is the pre-cum from my penis. it doesn't make me as grossed out because i just tell myself it is the tasty rice krispy! yummy. now it is not as fun when i am eating pizza rolls or something like that because they are not sticky and have stringy white stuff hanging off of them. sometimes you just have to find out what works for you. your story about your son almost catching you has made me think of the numerous times that my girlfriend's son (i call him journal) has busted in the room and seen me scrambling to get my pants up! most of the time i just tell him that i was changing underwear and that is usually good enough but it isn't as easy explaining why i have his playstation controller pressed real hard between my sack and my right thigh. i can tell you that is really embarassing. lol. thank goodness he doesn't ask many questions because he knows that i will make him go and write in his journal and he hates the journal. i got a chuckle last week when he brought his hairbrush into my room and asked me why there were black curly fries tangled up in his hairbrush! it was so funny. of course those were my curly fries from my pubes where i always place his hairbrush against my sack. i told him that it was indeed his own hair and that if he asked me again i would tell his mom that he hasn't written in his journal today. i feel like i am getting more prepared to avoid having sex with her because i can use all of my new and old tricks....F.B.I. , F.E.D. , F.A.W.B. i am excited about triying the F.A.W.B. because if i do it with enough intensity, i can probably make this last for at least 3 days and this will allow me to not use the pillows and will actually let me get a good nights sleep. this will hopefully allow me to crush her self esteem and make her feel she isn't a good person. this could also give me an extra day or two without having to touch her or even kiss her. that would be awesome. destroying someone's confidence and self worth takes practice and if done right, can be beneficial......if you want to get a good night sleep. lol. i am seconds away from seeing melissa midwest and doing my thing. when i get finished i will think of a reason to F.A.W.B. and settle down to watch game 5 of the world series.......without a bunch of pillows stuffed under my legs.
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