Posted by Satisfied Customer on 11/2/2009, 10:56 am, in reply to "Re: Question for FBI"
I have used F.E.D. before as well. Sometimes it is because my penis is raw from dirty sock rubbing against it during 4th or 5th spew session of the day. That is one drawback to dirty sock because lube inside sock only soaks into the cotton and does not really help friction with penis. Sometimes I get skabs on shaft and have to go F.A.W.B. or Fake Argument With b###h so she will not want sex and not see sores and think I have STD. That is really smart the way you are trying to spread eraser bump to son so your girlfriend thinks it is her fault. I have so much admiration for someone who thinks outside the box the way you do. Back to the sock however, cleanup is a snap altho wife sometimes wants to know why my socks are so stiff when when she is doing the laundry. I just say I had a runny nose and could not find Kleenex. She thinks it is odd that I used dirty sock to blow nose but I say I did not want to dirty up clean sock. Then she is proud of me for being a responsible husband. I am always trying to think of reasons for her to leave the house with the kids at night so I can sit on couch and watch Lisa Ann cheat on her husband and pretend that it is me she is allowing to put penis in poopshoot. My son walked in on me the other day and I pulled up pants real fast. Dirty sock was hanging on penis still and was flopped over my waistband. My son is 5 and he asked me why I had sock tucked into my shorts... I am clever though so I told him my pee pee was cold and needed more cover. This morning he was getting ready to go to school and his mom told him to get his gloves because it was cold out. He held up his hands and said he already got some of daddy's dirty socks that he had blew nose in to keep him warm. I laughed so hard I blew Fruit Loops and milk out of my nose... Special. I want to try ziplock bag trick today while my wife is at work. Ive also heard that two pieces of bologna warmed up in microwave and placed between mattress and box springs will work to. Please continue putting pointers on here for me. Thankyou FBI
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