Posted by F.B.I. on 11/2/2009, 9:56 am, in reply to "Question for FBI"
hey thanks for the question and i wil try to help any way i can. first i need to update everyone on the halloween costume vote. i appreciate all of the votes i received and i decided to go as the 13 oz red synergy extended! there was a slight problem though, after about 45 min of trick or treating, i guess my costume was shaved too much because it busted and my endcap went flying off towards a police officer. i was immediately banned from halloween for 5 years. i snuck back to "my" house and put on my 2% milk carton costume. everyone liked it very much and didn't even seem to mind when i leaked milk all over the candy! lol.
now back to your question. your situation def sounds alot like mine. my girlfriend makes about 10 times the money i do so i understand. they think that just because they make alot of money that we owe them something. well obviously according to us we don't owe them anything. i am just thankful that i can use her son't playstation 3 to get on red tube and rub one out before she gets home from work. i might try the sock trick because i could just throw it into the laundry because it will give my girlfriend something to do when she gets home from work. have you ever tried the ziploc bag trick? it involves a ziploc bag and your mattress and box spring and some lube. it also sounds like we have some of the same taste in porn. i have been praying my girlfriend will find someone who will have sex with her so i can actually get in the bed and not have a stack of pillows under my back and legs. it really is hard to sleep like that. most of the time i am actually groaning because i am so uncomfortable because of the pillows. i have a feeling your wife won't cheat on you because i don't actually know you but i can tell you are very cool. i would also guess that you have a very muscular body so she is probably pretty attracted to you. i think the F.S.A. is also a pretty good idea. i might try it tonight! i didn't want to give this idea away on the board for everyone to see but i also use another law enforcement code.......F.E.D. i refer to this as Fake Erectile Disfunction! i get my girlfriend to get me perscriptions to cialis and other medication. when i take my cialis it makes my face red and my vision blurry. i like to call my friend and tell him about my vision and we call it having "cialis eyes" everytime we say this on the phone we laugh real loud over and over. i actually tell her that the pills don't help very much but in fact they do and they make my afternoon J.O. sessions more intense. of course my vision is kinda blurry but i can make out my favorite porn actrresses on her son's flat screen t.v. i also make sure i rub everything in the room on my sac hopefully infecting her son with my bump. i need to blame it on her in case she finds out. i hope this helps and i will be glad to post more today if you have more questions.
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