Posted by F.B.I. on 10/30/2009, 8:23 am
well another typical night at "my" house last night. pretty much went to work yesterday, rushed home and j.o.'d to redtube, listened for my girlfriend's car, read journal, ate dinner, took a shower, started making groaning sounds about back when girlfriend got cleaned up, girfriend put on sexy underwear, had to take drastic measures by making tears roll down cheeks, got 4 pillows, laid in the floor and watched the world series. my girlfriend offered to massage my back but i told her it hurt too bad. i called my friend and we laughed real loud when we talked about it.
i also need some help deciding what costume to wear for halloween sat night. i have narrowed it down to 4 choices and i am going to let people on the board help pick what i should dress up as. i will go with the one that has the most votes by 5 o'clock.
here are the 4 choices to vote and a brief description
1. (a 2% milk carton) i figure since i am always leaking out droplets of milk from my chest, it would only be fitting to go as a carton of milk.
2. (a triangle) my chest already sags and looks like national geographic titties so i think a triangle would be a nice fun costume for me to wear. the good thing about this costume is that i would only have to remove my shirt and the costume would be complete...except for putting on one of my girlfriend's madonna concave shaped cone bras...lol of course
3. (an F.B.I. agent) i think this would also be pretty cool because everyone would think i was trying to be a real f.b.i. agent but in reality i would be promoting FAKE BACK INJURY! most people wouldn't get it but i would take a pic and send it to my friend and we would laugh about it real loud on the phone when he got the picture
4. (a 13 oz red synergy extended) most people in the area would be scared of this costume because every 9 seconds i would make loud shotgun sounds and scare the hell out of kids
lets get the vote started.
