Posted by F.B.I. on 10/27/2009, 10:51 am, in reply to "confessions of a local player"
i had another typical day in my life yesterday when i got home from work. i raced upstairs and logged onto redtube for my daily beat off session. i have to keep the volume turned down pretty low because i have to make sure my girl isn't coming home from work early. i had some incredibly raunchy stuff on redtube last night! i was about 5 min into my jack off when my girl text me and told me that she would not be home until almost 7. this gave me the opportunity to make this even more special. i literally spend all day at working fantasizing about redtube and what little cuties will be on my girlfriend's little boy's t.v. so when i got that text i decided to make it special and went to the bedroom and reached under my mattress and pulled out some of my magn rx rocked up pills that i buy at the gas station. these actually work and make it easier to get rocked up when i have to have sex with my girl. anyway, i took one of my pills and got a pretty decent erection. i finished in one of his socks and then started preparing my pillows on the floor. my girl had mentioned that she might want to do it that night when she got home and of course i have no interest in hitting her so i told her i lifted too much at work and my back hurt again. F.B.I....I called my friend and i told him about this and we laughed real loud over and over and talked about other stupid stuff we do all the time. i knew not to tell my girl that i hurt my back lifting with my expensive dumbells because she would just make fun of my chest. i think she is starting to try to make me feel bad for not having sex with her because at least 3 times a week, she places one of her concave shaped over-sized bras on my pillow. i don't ever say anything but she always gives me a smirk and calls me madonna or national geographic boy. i usually just take it and don't say anything because she is the one that has to wash the sheets and buy extra fabric softener because when i crunch up in a ball and F.B.I. sometimes i squirt a little milk out of my nipples. she also makes a that money and she has to keep buying me new work shirts because i can only wear white shirts (i have already told why but it is because my triangles leak milk and it stains and shows wet spots in other colors) she offered to give me a massage to make my back feel better. lol and i agreed. it started off great but she kept getting me to spread my legs further and further apart and her right hand kept getting closer and closer to my eraser sized bump. i couldn't relax so i kept wiggling back and forth. she kept telling me to just relax and enjoy the massage but all i could think about was that she was about to read the "brail" by my sack that spelled out S.T.D. i have done such a great job hiding this so far even though i have been handcuffed numerous times at the headboard. i guess she will probably one day find out about my bump but hopefully by the time she does her son will also have one on his sack because i always make sure to rub his playstation controller, knife, spoon, fork, toothbrush, underwear, tv remote, and comb between my legs. this way if he has bumps on his sack, we can both blame her for passing it on to us and she will think she is a carrier and she will feel sorry for us and buy us nice things. this will also give me a reason to watch redtube because i will tell her i don't want to infect her. i am sorry but i needed to confess all of this. i do feel a little better but i don't see me changing my behavior.
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