Posted by F.B.I. on 10/26/2009, 9:02 am
i really feel the need to get my problems out in the open and hopefully get some comfort in my life. for the past 8 months i have been miserable around "my" house. i can't get the energy up to work out even though i still owe so much on my dumbells. sometimes i use my exercise ball to do wall squats but i just can't seem to stay motivated to get rid of my triangles. i have had to stock up on white t shirts to wear to work everyday. my girlfriend just isn't doing it for me anymore. i have tried of ways to tell her but i just can't find the words. i tried breaking up with her on the phone last year but i gave in because i needed a place to stay and she was cooking pancakes the next morning. i have found that the only thing i look forward to in life is trying to beat her home from work and running upstairs to her son's playstation and pulling up red tube or you porn on his flat screen tv. i just sit there and jack off real quite and listen for my girlfriend's car so she won't catch me. when i get home at night after playing league ball i always pray she is already asleep so i won't have to touch her. that way i can just lie in bed and think about myself and the thought of the next day's red tube session. if she is awake then i use a trick i have recently invented. it is called "F.B.I." or Fake Back Injury. if she is awake i just get out of the shower (making sure i cover up my chest and back with a towel because of my triangles because i can't get on to her about her body when i don't use my dumbells) but anyway i place bed pillows under my knees and groan everytime i move or is she happens to try to touch my penis. i sometimes even turn my back to her and place the pillows between my knees. she feels bad for me but i really don't hurt at all! if she is really wanting to have sex, i take is a step further. i get in the floor and stretch out and stay there for hours and making sure to groan every couple of minutes. the best part of this is when i talk to my friend, we always mention the F.B.I. and laugh alot on the phone. it is so much different than when we used to use toys in the bedroom such as handcuffs. i never liked using handcuffs because she would always like to handcuff me to the headboard and it would leave me helpless to cover up the eraser like bump on the right side of my sack. i used to squirm and wiggle so fast so the she could not see the bump. she just thought that is felt so good that i couldn't be still but she was wrong. i didn't like it at all. i talked her into buying some of those plastic handcuffs because i knew that if she got to close i could bust out of the plastic ones. one night she was going really slow in that area and i got scared she would see the bump so i pretended like i was going to cum and that it felt so good i had to bust out of the handcuffs. it was so funny to see those handcuffs be torn up so easily. most of the time i just break out of the right handcuff so i can put my right hand over my bump. now i just use the F.B.I. trick because handcuffs have become to expensive and i really don't have any money. i also have to read a journal that her son writes in everyday. this is actually a good part of my day because it is so funny to see all the mispelled words. i now just refer to him as "journal" i only do this when nobody is around so i basically just say it to myself or my friend and laugh really loud on the phone. i am going to try to start working out again and get her to workout with me. i need to make my triangles go away because i really don't want to go into her dresser and get out some of her concave madonna shaped bras and wear them. that would probably be the low point of my life if i haven't already reached it already. if anyone has any extra bed pillows please donate them to the goodwill because i make a point to go there at least once a week to pick up white t shirts because remember all other colors really show the milk droplets that come out when you have bottled shaped triangles and any sudden movement WILL cause milk to leak out.
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