You see, he didn't sell everything and give it to our workers.
Also, Moses had a church building called a tabernacle, so he's going to hell too.
And Moses failed to mention going out in pairs as a sign of true prophets.
If only Moses would have come to our meetings we could have set him straight and taught him about the real 2x2 god that helps you to be content in Egypt making treasure cities for our overseers.
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