Posted by Rev. John Fullard on July 21, 2003, 10:52 am
Board Administrator

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the following: Thank you for calling Heaven. For English press 1 For Spanish press 2 For all other languages press 3 Please select one of the following options: Press 1 for request Press 2 for complaints Press 3 for all others I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received--- Please stay on the line If you would like to speak to: God, press 1 Jesus, press 2 Holy Spirit, press 3 To find a loved one that has been assigned to Heaven press 4 and enter his or her social security number followed by the pound sign. (If you get a negative response please hang up and dial area code 666) For reversations to Heaven enter John 3, 16 For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life, and planets please wait until you arrive in Heaven for the specifics. Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today. Please hang up and call again tomorrow. The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious holiday. If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance please contact your local pastor. To leave a voice message, please get on your knees and someone will be with you shortly. Thank you and have a blessed day! ****************************************** One of my students emailed this to me. Thanks Rev. John Fullard 925 833 9379 John5852@aol.com