| unlimited in 2008/2009 to a daily limit of 38
Posted by bartman   on 11/1/2009, 7:04 pm, in reply to "Changes to Commercial and Recreational Possession Limits for Winter Flounder" Moonsnail Master
I may not be the most sharp pensel in the box, but UNLIMITED seems like you can take allot - I mean on the GYPSYBLOOD, unlimited free sandwiches means you can take all you want, for free - it sounds great, but when the last crew member comes back, AND there is nothing left for me, I feel like, well, like it would be nice if someone left even one for me. Especially if there was like 80 or 90 sandwiches to start and only 20 something people eating. I mean, I am a dedicated working individual (notice I did not say HARD working lol) and my efforts go to support that resource of sandwiches in a very small way and I might just be hungry once and a while, you know in a recreational sort of way, I would like to open that cooler and find a sandwich or two left for me. Now don’t misunderstand me, I know that some people that eat sandwiches don’t do it like I do recreationally. They take most of the sandwiches because that’s what they do for a living commercially and they have mortgages and kids to raise to, but come on UNLIMITED - does anyone wonder why there are no sandwiches left - so what happens - - In this case, the powers to be (Capt Jim) would state "there are almost NO SANDWICHES left for me to bring,(there are, don’t worry, I am making this up), SO I will only allow each paying commercial customer only 1 sandwich and well, none for the recreational crew members. The rational being the crew does not need to eat, I mean they don’t do much work anyway and cant tie in , ok they can but take like 18 minutes and tie to moving objects and such, so they can just do without. The recreational crew hearing this declaration, begins to complain, but is quickly drowned out by the screams of the commercial customers. They say how can we live off of just one sandwich, when I just had UNLIMITED for the past few years. How will I pay my mortgage and fuel bills!!! – Well the people in charge know this, but seeing they are in charge, just state “for the GOOD of all, you may only have one – And of course the recreational crew is upset as well and starts to complain and even sets up meetings with the Capt Jim, saying there’s a lot of us crew members and we deserve some sandwiches to. Now Capt Jim seeing the recreational crew member’s situation brings it up at the next Capt meeting where all the great thinkers are and a decision is made. At the next dive trip, Capt Jim announces that the people in charge decided that seeing you are just RECREATIONAL crew members and do support the sandwich resource, if any sandwich is dropped on the dirty deck by the commercial customers you can have that scrap, AND if anything is left in the cooler like a fallen apart soggy sandwich you can have that to, so be happy everyone and “LETS get out of Dodge!!!!” Can you guess what happens next – I know…. After a few trips there are no more commercial customers coming out to go diving because they cant pay their mortgage and raise their kids on a single sandwich and the recreational crew members go away because it is not worth it to work recreationally for only the scraps left behind by the commercial customers - Capt Jim in charge (not the real Capt Jim) starts to go crazy, ripping his hair out, screaming out loud “How could this happen with all our great thinking and planning!!!???” “ How will I feed my kids?????” WHERE, OH WHERE, DID THE GREAT THINKERS GO WORNG???? – Do I really have to say it… come on we all know the answer; we all went to kindergarten did we not? The answer starts with being fair to everyone, which is something the Great Thinkers do not know how to do…… I remain the bartman-mosb
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