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Posted by Clarissa & Co. on 3/19/2018, 10:52 am, in reply to "Why are humans so clumsy?"
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Humans are clumsy because, well, they are humans! They just don't have the graceful moves like us! But with that meowed, we are very sorry that your mom fell out of bed and hurt herself. We hope she isn't too sore and that her bruises and swelling will fade away quickly. Maybe you could lick her with your healing tongue. Everyone knows that cat spit has magical healing properties!
Purrs,
Clarissa & Co.
--Previous Message--
: Mom had a nightmare last night and fell out of bed.
: Grace, personified. She says she doesn't remember what
: she was dreaming, but it must have been bad. I'm sure
: glad I wasn't sleeping on her when she fell. I could
: have been squashed!
: So this morning she has a big bruise on her arm, her
: leg is a little swollen just below her knee (yes,
: NuKnee side) and there's even a little bruise on her
: cheek.
: Humans are such a chore. Good thing I love her.
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